Flight Attendant Humour

Two F/As were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The Head F/A said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.


Two F/As were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."


A young F/A is distraught because she fears her Pilot husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the F/A responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"


Why did the F/A scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.


How do you make a F/A laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.


A female F/A competed with two other woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."


You know what they say: The new F/A was so dumb that the others actually noticed.

 

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