Hang Gliders

Three hang-gliders pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting around a camp fire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins....

Andy from Australia says, "I must be the meanest, toughest hang glider dude there is. Why, just the other day, I landed in a field, scared a crocodile who got loose from the swamp and it ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground...with my bare hands."

Jerry from South Africa typically couldnt stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I lended ifter a 200 mile flight on a tiny trail ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet bugger with my bare hinds and bit its head off ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. and I'm still here today."

Kevin the Kiwi remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

 

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