Irish Pilots Story

An Aer Fungus pilot is walking through the Dublin terminal one day when he sees a blonde woman waving at him.

Embarrassed that he does not recognise her, he looks away. However she follows him and says "You don't remember me do you? I think you may be the father of one of my children."

The Aer Fungus pilot thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful which was on his stag night. "Are you that blonde stewardess that I s****** on the pool table while your friend whipped me with wet celery and shoved it up my a**?"

"Errr.. no! I'm your son's maths teacher!"

 

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