One Foggy Night
Due to fog at a major international airport, delayed passengers and crews were sent to hotels for the night. However, due to the large number of people involved, several crews were split up. In nine hotels, the following were stranded:
2 Alitalia F/D and 1 stewardess
All F/D (flightdeck) crew were male
THIS WAS THE SITUATION BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
One Alitalia F/D killed the other for the stewardess.
The Air France crew spent the night happily in a menage a trois.
The Lufthansa F/D drew up a strict schedule of when they could alternate with the stewardess.
The Olympic F/D slept with each other after their stewardess cleaned and cooked for them.
The British Airways F/D were still waiting for someone to introduce them to their stewardess.
The Balkan F/D looked out at the fog, took one look at their hostie and went to bed alone.
The United F/D contemplated the virtues of suicide while their Stewardess kept on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she could do everything they could do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfreind respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
The JAL crew faxed eveyone they could think of, and waited for instructions.
And finally..... The Aer Lingus crew divided their room into two, north and south, and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex took place because it got sort of blurred after the first two litres of pochine. But they are satisfied in that at least the British Airways F/D didn't get any.
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