The Parrot

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky, you fat cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you witch".

Quite upset, the woman returns, shaking, with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. He yells, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it right now or I'll have you fired".

The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you're a real smart-aleck!"

 

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