Two Quick Short Jokes
Pilot flies better than driving
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Our
pilots FLY much better than they DRIVE so please remain seated until
the captain finishes taxiing and brings the aircraft to a complete
stop at the terminal..."
fighter vs. bomber
A young guy in an F-16 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better".
The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot".
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do"?
I just shut down two engines, kid".
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