Aircraft Vs Women

An aeroplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.

Aeroplanes like to do it inverted.

Aeroplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An aeroplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.

An aeroplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go'.

An aeroplane does not object to a pre-flight inspection.

Aeroplanes come with manuals.

Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

You can fly an aeroplane any time of the month.

Aeroplanes don't come with in-laws.

Aeroplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Aeroplanes don't care about how many other aeroplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your aeroplane both arrive at the same time.

Aeroplanes don't mind if you look at other aeroplanes, or if you buy aeroplane magazines.

It's OK to use tie-downs on your aeroplane.


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