An Engineers Life

The rules are subject to change without prior notice.

No ENGINEER can possibly know all the rules. If the Captain suspects that the ENGINNER knows all the rules, he/she must immediately change some of the rules.

The CAPTAIN is never wrong. If the CAPTAIN is wrong, it is due to a missunderstanding which was the direct result of something the ENGINEER said or did which was wrong.

The ENGINEER must apologise immediately for causing the missunderstanding.

The ENGINEER is always wrong.

The ENGINEER may be right if he agrees with the CAPTAIN unless he wants him/her to disagree.

The CAPTAIN may change his/her mind at any time.

The ENGINEER may never change his mind, without the express written consent of the CAPTAIN.

The CAPTAIN has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The ENGINEER must remain calm at all times unless the CAPTAIN wants him to be angry or upset at any time.

The ENGINEER is expected to mind read at all times.

If the CAPTAIN has PMT, all rules are null and void.

The CAPTAIN is ready when he/she is ready.

The ENGINEER must be ready at all times.


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