Aussie Humour

Bruce and Con were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Melbourne.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bruce said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Con says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bruce wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Con.

Con says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bruce says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Con says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bruce says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"


"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Adelaide!!


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