It's a Gay Day

Now, as any stewardess will tell you, there are probably no lengths to which the average groper will not go to satisfy his in-flight fantasy.

A popular ploy is to spill his meal deliberately into his lap and ask a passing stewardess if she would kindly mop it up.

Girls who have been propositioned in this way before have a plan worked out in advance with colleagues. They briskly summon a male steward who takes one look at the soiled lap, drops his wrist in delight and coos,

"Are you the gent who requires mopping up then?"

Off trots the stewardess, leaving the passenger at the mercy of an enthusiastic steward.


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