Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?

Next time, just follow these simple instructions:, And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

  1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
  2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
  3. Start up.
  4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
  5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath...
  6. Then open this web address...


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