One day a sweet young lady was conducting a study in human sexual behaviour. She sat down to think and came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be an airport, clearly a wide range of different people going through.

After about three hours of questioning passengers, she spotted a pilot walking to his gate.

She had heard of their reputation. "Excuse me, Captain," she said, "I am doing a survey on human sexuality... I was wondering if you could answer a few questions...."

The pilot agreed, and the young lady started to question him.

After three or four rather bland points she summoned up the courage to ask the difficult question. She asks; "And when was the last time you had sex?"

Straight away the Captain replied "1959".

The girl was shocked! She looked at the Captain and asked. "1959. Isn't that a long time ago?"

"Oh," the pilot replied. "I guess so .. but it's only 2015 now..."


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